Even Bendy has her moments.....


Anyone who knows me, knows that I'm very laid back and normally very happy.

However...

For the last three days I have fought hormonal rage. I think yesterday was the worst. I was armed and ready to bend a dear friend of mine into a pretzel for fidgeting. Poor guy didn't know how close to danger he came! I was confident that today would be different. I felt much calmer.

Then it happened.....

I had been at my desk for 5 minutes when absolutely my worst annoying coworker (ACW) waltzed into my office. All I ask is that you cut to the chase, tell me what you need, and exit quietly. Well, steps one and two were taken, but step three was blown all to hell. ACW opened her mouth about something that happened yesterday which spurned me to send out an email warning that phones were to be used for customers and not chatting back and forth to one another, because calls were MONITORED. ACW quipped "I'm sure it was probably me and so-n-so."

That is the exact moment that I lost my mind....

I informed ACW that it was indeed her and another party talking about yet another co-worker and that was not appropriate. ACW had the audacity to say "Well I always fess up when I'm guilty." You see, ACW has the idea that it's always okay to do what she wishes then ask forgiveness later. As the words exited her mouth, I think she saw the glint in my eye and the stapler in my hand because she made a hasty exit.

I have since turned on the soothing music and am experiencing peace.....Ahhhhhhh....